I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
how does that bad decision feel?
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