your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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