he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize