Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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