What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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