Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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