I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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