I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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