I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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