honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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