I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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