Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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