He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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