Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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