so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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