I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
