Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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