You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
