She announced her abortion via fbk
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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