this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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