oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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