ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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