Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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