Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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