D3 body, D1 cock
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
