Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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