Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
