Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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