I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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