I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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