either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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