I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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