He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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