So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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