whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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