I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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