normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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