I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
