So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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