I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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