You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
you had me at cake vodka
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Randomize
