So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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