just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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