When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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