hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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