that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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