yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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