I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Do you have feelings for this penis?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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