Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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