do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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