"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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