elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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