Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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