I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
They have beer where we have blood.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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