i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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